another moral hangover. fuck.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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