What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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