I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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