Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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