he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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