you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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