scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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