Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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