i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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