I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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