But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Farmville is her only friend.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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