"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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