I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
