it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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