It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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