Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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