Sry I called you an 8
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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