"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
the day after is always just damage control
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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