so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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