i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Randomize
