Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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