dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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