that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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