my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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