I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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