She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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