Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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