I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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