It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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