so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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