I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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