I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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