Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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