where does the pee come out of this thing
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I understand Curling. That high.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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