i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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