Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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