is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
