that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Randomize
