i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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