So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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