You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
how does that bad decision feel?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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