hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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