Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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