That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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