yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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