So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I have demons in me.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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