in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
