There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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