I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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