he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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