ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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