I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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