I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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