some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I am available for nakedness
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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