is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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