i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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