I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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