careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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