please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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